IF YOU MAKE A MESS; CLEAN IT UP!
IF THE SINK OR FLOOR GETS ALL WET
A TOWEL OR MOP; YOU MUST GET!
IF CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR ARE ALL ASTRAY
JUST PICK THEM UP AND PUT THEM AWAY!
WHEN NATURE CALLS AND ALL THAT STUFF
PLEASE BE POLITE AND GIVE IT A FLUSH!
EACH OTHER; WE AIM TO PLEASE
HOPEFULLY YOU'LL AIM TOO...PLEASE!
IF THE SHOWER IS DONE AND THIS IS CERTAIN
GIVE A GENTLE TUG AND CLOSE THE CURTAIN
JUST BE CONSIDERATE AND TAKE ACCOLADE
ALWAYS REMEMBER; YOU DON'T HAVE A MAID! TLC....2005